Sunday, November 3, 2013

The Long and Winding Road to Hana

We set off for the Road to Hana at 6:15 a.m.  We were going to pick up another veggie sprout sandwich at the same place in Pa’ia on the way but read about another place that offered a little more for the same price and decided to try it out.  Unfortunately, when we got there, it was closed.  We opted for breakfast at Charley’s as recommended in the travel books and we were not disappointed!  Macadamia nut pancakes for me, blueberry for Shan.  We both only ate half.  Didn’t want to feel full and bloated for our big trip!

The first stop was Twin Falls, which required a “3 to 5-minute hike,” according to the book, but it was much farther than that but well worth it, but once we got to the first waterfall, we noticed you had to walk through water to get to the natural pool.  We both wore our hikers and didn’t want to get them wet.  Shannan ultimately walked through the water.  I watched.  The water was too cold to swim in, so after taking a couple dozen pictures, we hiked back and took another trail to the second waterfall.  There were lots of tricky rocks to climb but you should have seen my face when we approached a plank.  Yes, I would say a five-foot plank connecting one piece of land to another.  It wasn’t that long but it wasn’t a permanent fixture.  It looked like somebody just found a piece of wood and tossed it there.  I was terrified to walk over it.  Of course, brave Shan had no problem.  I requested that she carry on first to see if the ultimate destination was worth conquering this particular fear.  She returned a short time later to declare it was.  So I did, conquer my fear, that is.  It was pretty scary but I’m a trouper (sort of!).  Beautiful waterfall.  Again, the water was too cold to take a dip. 

Next stop was Waikamoi Ridge.  This time it was all about the hike, no waterfalls, just incredible views and scenery, very cool looking trees and vegetation.  We hike for about 45 minutes or so.  As you enter, a sign reads “Quiet Trees at Work.”

We continued on this extremely windy, narrow, steep, treacherous road in complete awe of everything we were seeing.  Just when you think you’ve seen the most beautiful sight in your life, you turn the corner and there’s an even more magnificent view.  It was just breathtaking!  There are not enough adjectives to describe what we saw that day.  It was a lot of fun zipping around in a Jeep Wrangler!  Incidentally, I did great driving and wasn’t scared except for a couple of times when we were on a cliff.  There are no shoulders or guardrails on the Road to Hana and there are over 50 one-lane bridges to contend with.  Before I forget to mention it, this was my favorite activity on Maui.  It would end up being a very long day, 13 ½ hours round trip, but worth every minute.

Next came the Keanae Peninsula.  The wild ocean was rough and giant waves were crashing into the lava rocks along the coast.  I could watch that all day.  It’s so incredible.  We drove down into the village and got a glimpse of how the locals live.  I struck up a conversation with a local named Nelson, whom I spotted “picking” coconuts from a coco palm tree with a 30-foot homemade pole.  I asked him if he ever gets used to such beauty.  He was a little standoffish at first.  He admitted he and many locals do not care for tourists, and I can understand why.  We’re like ants, pests, invading their homes and congesting their roads.  We experienced a little animosity by a couple of boys on bikes a few minutes earlier who shouted something in what sounded like another language.  I gave them the Official Hawaiian hand signal, ShaKa, “hang loose,” but what they said in return, I can assure you, was not said with love.  I was determined to show Nelson not all tourists are bad.  I asked him a couple of questions about the coconuts and life in Hawaii.  He warmed up quickly, mentioned he was in New Jersey during his time in the military 20 years ago.  Then he offered us a taste of the water in the coconuts he just worked so hard to pick.  We happily accepted.  He proceeded to retrieve a large object from the back of his like-new Ford truck.  It was a knife…no, more like a machete!  He swung it high in the air and with great force whacked the coconut, which was on the ground, straight down the middle!  I may have shrieked; I’m not sure.

I thought the liquid inside a coconut was coconut milk.  It’s not; it’s water.  It was very good too.  Then he offered us the “meat” of the coconut.  Again, my experience with coconuts is pretty limited.  I thought it was dry and flaky, like what you see in candy or on a cake, which I don’t care for.  Fresh coconut meat is nothing like that.  It’s soft with the texture of tofu.  It tasted okay, nothing like the flaky stuff in candy and cakes.  We thanked (“Mahalo”) Nelson for the coconuts and continued back towards the main road.  But not before stopping at another local’s house to buy a brownie.  Everything is on the honor system here.  There are two large bins, one where you place your money, $2.00 in this case, and one with the food (or whatever item is for sale).  You rarely see people, but you always see dogs roaming around the property.  Leashes are optional in Hawaii, and it’s frightening to see dogs running around loose because they often run into the road or get lost.  I miss my dogs terribly.  When I get home, it will have been a month since I’ve seen them, because Shan drove them to her mom’s a week and a half before we left, and her mom is returning them a couple days after we return.

Probably the most anticipated checkpoint for Shannan was the Nahiku Coffee Shop (for obvious reasons).  Shan had a cup of coffee (duh), and we shared the best berry pie (still warm) I’ve ever had!  There was a group of hippies (?) beatniks (?).  I don’t really know the proper term, but in Hawaii, especially in Kauai, there were a lot of people with dreadlocks and long flowy type clothing with poor grooming habits.  In a way, I envy them for being so free spirited, but I don’t want to smell myself after days (?) weeks (?) without bathing.  I think you have to like fish tacos to be a member, so I don’t think I’ll be joining that cult anytime soon. 

We continued on to Waianapanapa State Park.  Here is home to the Waianapanapa Beach, which is one of the only black sand beaches on Maui.  It’s weird to stand on black sand.  It’s not hot; it’s actually cool, and it looks like gravel.  I don’t think I could park my beach chair there for the day.  It’s kind of like Heinz green ketchup.  It tastes the same as red, but there’s something just wrong about it!  What was really cool, though, about this place was the lava tunnel, which is basically a cave.  I love the caves in Hawaii because there are no bats!

Finally, we arrived in Hana.  Anyone who has taken this trip will tell you, it’s not the destination; it’s the journey.  I have to agree.  There isn’t much in Hana or maybe I just didn’t care.  You see, I expected it to take three to four hours to take this incredible journey based on what I had read.  In actuality, it took eight!  We still had to hit the Seven Sacred Pools, which was another 10 miles further (10 miles is like 30 miles on these roads!) and we still had to drive back to our condo in Ka’anapali.  It is no surprise that I was a wee bit cranky at this point.  After a short argument, which often happens when two people are in a car together for eight hours and running solely on sugar (remember that brownie? Very berry pie? Oh, and lemon cake also picked up at the coffee shop.  That’s all we ate since breakfast.), we stopped at a general store (lots of them in Hawaii), but not much here to eat, so I picked up some trail mix.  We ate a lot of trail mix on this trip.  We were off, our last stop and the grand finale, Oheo Gulch, which is inside Haleakala National Park, the same park in which we biked down the volcano but on the complete opposite end of the island.  We were now traveling along the southern coast, which has nothing but a one-lane rough and dirt road for miles and miles.  Apparently, the wealthy residents have enough clout to keep the roads from being improved (read: paved) to prevent more tourists from looping around and traveling north instead of backtracking over the Road to Hana again.  But that didn’t stop us; we have a Jeep!

We hiked to three natural pools and waterfalls which were majestic and stunning.  Again with the tricky rock climbing.  I did okay and managed not to fall or drown.  The water was cold, but when I saw Shannan get in, I was determined not to miss out.  She swam to the waterfall; I only got in up to my waist.  It was too damned cold!  I struggled to get in and out maneuvering over the dangerously slippery rocks underneath the water.  I’m sure you’re as tired reading as I am writing the words “beautiful,” “breathtaking,” and “incredible,” but unfortunately, my vocabulary is not large enough to include some more descriptive terms.  Un-f’ing-believable views.  How’s that?

Now the real fun begins – the drive home.  Oh, my!  Talk about narrow, rough roads.  The book said the dirt road was a grueling four miles.  I don’t know what planet he was driving on.  It had to be 20 miles of dirt road.  At one point, going over a small bridge, the road was paved and lined!  Yahoo!!!!!!!  Not so fast.  It’s dirt again.  What a tease.  I didn’t care.  We were on another planet, it seemed.  This side of the island is practically undisturbed.  Every now and then you would see a fence, a cow, a piece of farm equipment, a house (not very often).  It was primarily mountains, cliffs, and ocean.  No beaches, just lava rock.  It was so awesome.  I was pretty hesitant about going home that way, but Shannan was very insistent.  I am so glad we did.  It was just as gorgeous and exciting as the Road to Hana itself.  No, I’m going to take a leap and say it was more gorgeous, more scenic, more beautiful, more treacherous, more scary, more deserted, more windy, more narrow, and BUMPY, BUMPY, BUMPY!  I’m sure if I ever return to Maui I will never do either road again.  I am so thankful I had this experience.  It will be etched in my mind for years to come.

Every so often we would encounter locals “tailgating.”  Yes, this seems to be a popular pastime in Maui where locals pack up two or three pickup trucks with coolers, folding chairs, and a bunch of other junk, park on the side of a cliff and have a party.  Fun.

After stopping for a brief moment to enjoy the sunset off a cliff, we made our way back to the condo at 7:40 p.m.  We were starving.  We made sandwiches, had cheese and crackers and beer and passed out, exhausted, dirty and smelly from on of the greatest days here!



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